About Goth Scouts  

Our Motto: Be Mopey

Our Slogan: Do a Good Drug Daily

The Gothic Oath:

On my most expensive Bauhaus CD, I promise I will do my best
To do my duty to Andrew and Peter
and to totally ignore the Goth Law;
To mope at other people at all times;
To keep myself on antidepressants at all times,
mentally unstable, and morally fucked.



The Gothic Law (or 12 Step Program):

MOPEY. A Scout can dim the day of even the happiest person on the face of the Earth (Title currently held by Kathie Lee Gifford).

UNTRUSTWORTHY. A Scout is never honest. You couldn't count on them to keep a secret if their life depended on it. Rumors travel faster then the speed of light.

DISLOYAL. A Scout couldn't care less about their family, school, or nation. And they must mope and whine about being oppressed by all of this. A lot.

SPITEFUL. The pointy boot is the Gothic Scouts best weapon. Use it when not moping.

HATEFUL. A Scout is very choosy about their friends, and hates mopes at everyone else. Anyone who makes a joke about the  black hole of clothing that
they live in or that they "single handedly support the antidepressant industry" should expect to have a pointy boot up their ass.

UNCOURTIOUS. A Scout should be too busy contemplating why god cursed him upon the retched earth to notice things like manners.

MEAN. A Scout understands there is strength in pain. The dancefloor is their hunting ground, and they will hurt and or kill harmless things without reason.

ANTI-MARILYN-MANSON. Marilyn Manson deserves one of the bigger pointy boots up his ass. His music is crap, his image is false, and he is to be wiped off the face of the Earth (with DAS ICH blaring loudly in the background.) All Gothic Scouts are aware of this.

EXTRAVAGENT. A Scout will spend whatever money he has on the things that matter most, those being clothes, drugs, and music. A $300 coat from Siren is well worth not eating for weeks on end.

OVERCONFIDENT. A Scout will mope at anyone, no matter what the circumstances. Anyone who reacts badly can again expect a pointy boot up their ass.

UNCLEAN. A Scout will reapply over makeup for days on end. Some have not seen their real layers of skin in years.

IRREVERENT. A Scout worships noone but theirself and or any major musical deity they have devoted themself to.